Xenex: Conscientious Culling

Dear New Manager,

Thank you for choosing Xenex.

Here at Xenex we always strive towards our three core values: Profit, Increasing Shareholder Value, and Making More Money Than We Did Last Year. Your job as the new manager, will be to raise the profit in our infinite growth machine. Which of course will come with the promotion to middle middle management, with a .o5% raise along with health and dental. If you fail, your clone data will be erased, and all remaining clones made from said template will be exterminated. Continue managing emerging pest occurrences across our galactic coverage range and you will be a middle middle manager in no time. Thank you again for choosing Xenex.

  

We expect great things!

Regards, Xenex Human & Non-Human Resources.